![]() The night before one of my hunting buddies had bought these without noticing that they wjere sigar free. It actually says may have a laxative effect.Īnd here comes the night of a thousand waterfalls.ĭon't do the challenge. It was at this point that I actually read the packaging. Now, I'm thinking I've won! 10 more.sure, and 10 more. ![]() Why 40 you say? Well, I ate 5 and nothing.10 My pre-colonoscopy meds were not as effective as the 40 bears I ate. You know how amazon gives you things that people also bought with your item.they should include some cottonelle wipes as a mandatory item with this. Well, I read the reviews.challenge accepted! Seriously if you are scheduled for a colonoscopy, drop me a line and I will send you 20 of these nuclear option bowel evacuation 100% guaranteed to cleanse your bowels and make you wish for an end to life. These disgusting ‘alleged candies' are actually mislabeled ‘prescription only colonoscopy evacuation materials' only one of which is necessary to thoroughly empty any colon prior to scoping. The peculiar and noxious smell is putrid and penetrating. I was abandoned and left alone to suffer my fate. Doors slammed as my wife and children instantly became refugees instantly grabbing hats and coats and fled seeking breathable air elsewhere. Several spiders which had made their home unnoticed in the exhaust fan housing dropped down stone cold dead. In an effort to save others in the house from a fate worse than death, I even risked waddling to the door between liquid explosions to stuff a dampened towel to futilely seal the gap. The stench quickly overcame the exhaust fan, passive air freshener, aerosol spray, and tightly closed door. Without being able to grasp and maintain butt to commode seat integrity I shudder to wonder the scope of destruction of the resulting explosiveness. I arrived just barely in time as the propulsion became a cataract which physically lifted me forcefully off the seat of the commode. Sphincter tightly clenched I urgently made the most awkward hurried hobbling walk to the bathroom. They continued to increase in both intensity and duration until the volume alerted all in the house of my impending explosion. ![]() I first noticed rumblings as my intestines began a protest that escalated to world shaking levels. The laxative effect of these ‘sugar free gummy candies' is nuclear. I foolishly ignored the warnings and purchased a 5 lb bag of these potent evil apparitions posing as delectably tasty goodies. You do realize that these 'sugar free' bears have the exact same calories as the regular Haribo gummy bears! Use at your own risk, and be prepared for a fate worse than death. The bad news is I will never eat another gummy bear and may have flushed part of my soul down the toilet. The good news is my digestive system is back on track. I might as well have swallowed a nuclear bomb and topped it off with an enema. I figured it was a tastier way to rid myself of a weeks worth of backup. I ate 6 of these things to aid along in digestion. Some people ate them by accident, others took the challenge. I will never eat Gummy Bears (that I didn't purchase myself) ever again after reading these hilarious horror stories due to the fear that someone may have bought this particular brand by accident.Īmazon sells sugar-free Gummy Bears that are basically laxatives that cause intense stomach problems. The Reviews For These Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Will Have You In Tears Laughing
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